So Mrs Bacon is going to want me to help with the groceries tomorrow but the Baconator has got no time for that.
I will use the excuse of saying that I want to work on my script for "Bacon and Eggs"- Bacon and Eggs is a romantic comedy whereby lots of sexy infertile women are desperate for my man juice. Secretly however I will watch a couple of taped episodes of "Baywatch" with the sound turned down- ho ho.
If that Pamela Anderson was to pop around to my crib during a lazy afternoon while Mrs Bacon is out. I would make love to her in the following order......ass....boobies...ass...mouth...boobies and If I had any left ...ass........ no mouth. Yes definately mouth
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